I have done a deal with the Indian football authorities, such as they are, which would enable the above three teams to play for two years in the Indian Football League.
First year, they play such challenging teams like George Telegraph, Aryans, Tollygunge Agragami, et al. If they do well, finish in the top five that is, they go into the top flight, where they have to contend with the mighty East Bengal, the redoubtable Mohun Bagan, the scarifying Churchill Brothers, and other such difficult opponents. If the visitors pass their second year in India with distinction, I will send them back with my personal guarantee that they will be able to beat Burkina Faso, Vanuatu, Chechnya, and Easter Islands at least twice in five games.
Of course, I will need to be paid handsomely for my services, but I am sure that the money will be well spent.
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